Scripts & Recognitions

  • Feature. Nicholl Fellowship Quarterfinalist and AFF Semifinalist.

    A disillusioned college graduate spontaneously pursues sex with an older stranger in a convenience store bathroom, but when the public hookup abruptly ends in a brush with death, the fallout forces the strangers to navigate their separate new beginnings together.

  • Feature.

    An 11-year-old girl in a crisis of faith derails her fifth grade teacher’s child-free summer plans when she crashes his cave expedition across the southwest.

  • Half-hour comedy pilot. Scored an 8 on the Black List.

    When a gen-z social media manager accidentally posts a controversial political opinion on a fast food chain’s official Twitter account, her CEO father forces her to put the phone and work for minimum wage in the restaurant.

  • Spec episode. AFF Second Rounder.

    Feeling purposeless after returning to his human form, Guillermo attempts to solve the “killing innocent people” problem of vampirism. Laszlo suspects that his best friend Sean is terminally ill.

  • Spec episode. Top 24% on Coverfly.

    Stede confronts his self-sabotaging tendencies on a mysterious island with his rescued crew. Meanwhile, a heartbroken Blackbeard tries to have some "fun" at sea again, and Izzy and Jim embark on a mission that leads them to someone from Stede's past.

Et Cetera

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